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Kom over nokre festelege setningar på skilt i frå Afrika:

In a restaurant in Ethiopia:"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:"No trespassing without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you cancome here?."

On a poster in Ghana:"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:"Take note: When this sign is submerged, theriver is impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:"Ears pierced while you wait."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

In a Malawi hotel: "It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex,for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless theyare married to each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."

And the prize goes to...On the walls of a 'butchery' (a shack with a bloodshot, sweaty, short Kikuyu with an axe) in Kawangware, SW of Nairobi, Kenya."We sell all meats.......goat meat, sheep meat, fish meat, chickenmeat, beef meat...."